
The cliched frat boy is our President:
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.
[image from watsoncrombie.com - I wish I could take credit for it.]
Pull my finger.
Heh heh heh.
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Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
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A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
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Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
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Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
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Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
indict the sumbitch.