If you're planning on flying soon, you must do so without the assistance of your chicken cutlets. That's right, U.S. authorities are saying that no gel bras are allowed on airlines due to an increased fear of women bombers setting off their boobs in a blast of mammory goodness. Or badness. Yes, badness.

Have any of the higher-ups considered how exactly they're going to implement this rule? Mandatory flashing? Feeling up all female passengers? I sense an immediate increase in male demand for screening jobs with the TSA.

And does anyone else see this is just a part of the continued war on cleavage? When will this end?! Stop the insanity!