We'll introduce you to a blogger named "Peter." Peter writes a blog about abortion is murder. In addition to not having any other interests except denying women's rights, he's also a great example of how stupid people continue to roam the earth and go mostly unnoticed by the rest of us--until now.
The Onion, famous for its amazing satire, posted an article about a woman "Totally pysched for her abortion!" to which Peter the moronic blogger took as real news and created the most ridiculous thing you'll ever read on the Internets.
I hate stupid people. Here at PinkDome we do a bit of over-the-top satire on occassion. Sometimes we even get a moron that thinks we are serious. This time, we want to make sure there is no confusion. We are serious when we say if you are so stupid you cannot easily recognize satire we advocate sterilization so you may not breed. Further, I'd be willing to support government sanctioned lobotomy programs and institutionalization and the denial of voting rights, driving priviliges, and use of email or written communication for you.
If scientists could prove that eating stupid people would not transmit stupidity I would fund kitchens to feed Somalian babies with American morons. Of course, we'd wipe out most of the Southeast and Oklahoma but that's fine by me.
via freakgirl
This guy wrote a SECOND POST still contending the Onion wasn't satire. After everyone told him, "dude, you're an idiot, the Onion is fake," he kept quoting the fictitious, non-existent Onion writer, saying the problem is that people like her exist all the time, and that there was so much truth to her article, it wasn't even satire.
In-credible.
What do you expect from people that believe in evil spirits, worldwide floods, whales eating people, intelligent design and a book that has more contradictions than a cheap sex novel? Religion is the opiate of the ignorant masses. And it is being used by the right wing for political purposes but they are too stupid to understand that they are being used for someone else
hmmm...maybe a bit too far with the whole trashing religion thing?
Yeah, with you on that one... A lot of really stupid people are religious, not all religious people are stupid.
MMMmmmm oopiiiates....
I dunno. The more I read it and the comments, the more I think he's just fucking with people. I mean wouldn't the shear number of comments calling him an "idiot," "stoooooopid," "fucktard," etc., be enough to make him realize The Onion is BS?
BTW, he has 427 comments on that one article! WTF, Pink?! Why aren't your conservative readers crazy enough to put up that number of responses? Let's start pissing off some neocon fuckos immediately!
It's difficult to comment on someone so STOOOPID that doesn't understand The Onion.
I've known all along that the right has no sense of humor, doesn't understand humor and never will.
The only thing I could do when I read it was stare at my screen with my mouth wide open.
gayinmidland, you disappoint me.
The comments section on his post are de-lightful. Particularly, "Wow, you're obtuse. But I won't criticize you; I'll pray for you."