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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

Jul 28
The Biggest Loser

Q: What's worse than being in fourth place in a four-way governor's race?
A: Being in sixth place in a six-way race for the worst campaign in America.

Here's PinkDome's campaign tips to not suck so hard:
Stop talking about Tom DeLay and 'ethics'. Nobody cares.

  • Divulge a sex scandal in your past. People eat that shit up.
  • Send out emails insinuating Rick Perry is gay and Carole Strayhorn is bad grandmother.
  • One word. Boobs
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    Boobs!!!

    muse at July 28, 2006 12:42 PM

    Simply put out the truth: Grandma is Rick Perry's faghag and pimps him out the the Speaker as a ponyboy - hence the expenditures for the new Speaker's apartment.

    XT

    Xpatriated Texan at July 28, 2006 4:56 PM
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