The DMN has a story this morning telling us that no less than 11 senators are considering presidential bids. Why not line up eleventy million losers? Senator Bill Frist...national joke. Senator John Kerry...loser. Senator John McCain...sycophant. Senator Hilary Clinton....satan worshiping lesbian. Senator Sam Brownback...unfortunate name, not presidential, next....Senator Chuck Hagel....a "Chuck" may be alright to fix my transmission, but a "Chuck" will never be president.
This game sucks. Panderers to the party base on my left and right. Not one awe-inspiring, ohmygod-I-gotta-have-him/her candidate. If Pink Lady says Mark Warner one more time I'm gonna puke in her potato salad. I give up...let's just draft Oprah.
Warner will be the next president.
Props to Pink Lady for calling that one early.
As Phil Gramm so eloquently put it,"If a U.S. Senator tells you they don't think they could be President, they're lying."
Warner will be the veep. Edwards will be prez. Kay Bailey-H and Rick Perry will be fight to the hair death to be Guliani's veep.
Mark. Warner.
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