Strayhorn ain't got shit on these dames.
Two septuagenarians were arrested in Los Angeles earlier this week on federal charges of mail fraud and submitting false insurance applications. Allegedly, the two women, ages 73 and 75, helped two homeless men get off the street, put 'em up in apartments, bought a ton of life insurance policies on them, and then killed them.
Posing as aunts, fiancees or cousins, they took out numerous life insurance policies on the men, Paul Vados and Kenneth McDavid, with themselves as the beneficiaries, collecting over $2.2 million after the men died in separate hit-and-run traffic cases, the authorities said.They haven't been charged in the hit-and-run cases, but they're currently considered the main suspects.
Carole Grandma, you've got to act quick to avoid losing your title as the "tough" grandmother. After all, nothing says tough like purposefully running over people with whom you've developed a relationship over a couple of years.
So I recommend releasing a new policy paper calling for the public clubbing of all baby seals that are present in Texas zoos and wildlife preserves. Not only will you regain the title of "One Tough Grandma," but you'll also rid the state of scores of horrible vermin intent on cornering the market on cute.
ok, I recognize Carole Strayhorn on the left, but who is that on the right?
lynne,
Haha, I can't tell if you're serious or not. If you are, then I should let you know that the two women are merely part of a picture I ran across using Google Image Search.
If you're not serious, then well played. Well played, indeed.
i think its carter casteel.
Very good anon....but not quite as butt ugly as Carter.
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at June 13, 2006 3:54 PM
On the right, that's not Kay B. without her cheerleader make-up? (Or is that "get-up"?)
Wow. Arsenic and Old Lace. Only those ladies did it not for money but to save the men from their sad, lonely lives. Rent the movie. Classic Cary Grant.
1)that picture is sick
2)this is the type of open and shut "you're bound for hell case".
I mean come on..this is ridiculous.
There's a movie this reminds me off...where the same thing happens..and some guy thinks he's teddy roosevelt...and they bury the hobo in the basement..
i cant remember the name for the life of me..
Helloooo? To Panama!!!
I was just kidding, but ya gotta admit, there is a bit of a resemblance! Although if it WAS Carole, she would be wearing her daily uniform of black velvet slacks (with elastic waist), black cotton tee shirt (with satin lining around the collar) and one of her three jackets: red, black or aqua. Seriously, the woman never changes her clothes. We used to wonder if she had several pairs of those slacks or if (ew) she wore the same ones every day.
If only Bushitler and the Rethuglicans would adequately fund Medicare. Then these women wouldn't have been poor and oppressed by corporations and white men. They would have had no reason to commit crime!