This certainly qualifies as another winning headline today: Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street.
But this is hands-down the winning sentence of the day:
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
Oh, New Orleans. It warms my heart to know that the crossdressing kleptos haven't abandoned you.
"Ogle gave police a description of the perpetrators
"Ogle gave police a description of the perpetrators ? African-American males ranging in height from 6 feet to 6-5. They all wore the same midriff shirts and wigs with twisted, dreadnaught hair."
These are not true transvestites! True transies would NEVER wear the same clothes! These are common criminals with poor fashion taste.
it's a cheap laugh, but I wonder where else Rush will be popping up?
Thanks to this post and PinkDome I get to keep my title of "Most Fun Homosexual in the Office" That shit is hilarious.
Is that Trey?
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at June 27, 2006 4:48 PM
Sam Walls needed new panties?
No, it's Marv Albert
http://www.mugshots.org/sports/marv-albert.html
So this is why Rush needed all that Viagra.
That looks like a match made in heaven. Now Rush can actually get some use out of his dick pills.
But they were DESIGNER shoes!!!