"Sorry" seems to have entered the President's vocabulary over the last couple of days. After years of complaints that he never acknowledges any mistakes or accepts responsibility for anything that goes wrong, in the past two days he has said that Guantanamo Bay Prison should be shut down because it's hurt our image and yesterday after he made fun of a dude with a vision problem, he actually called and apologized.
Is this part of his twelve-step program? If so, I'd like a few more apologies. I'll start, you can add your own in the comments.
Things I'd like to hear President Bush apologize for:
1. Starting a war under false pretenses.
2. Continuing a war with absolutely no plan whatsoever for victory or conclusion.
3. Promising to 'reach across the aisle' when elected and then becoming the most partisan president ever.
4. Relying on homosexuals to be the evil go-to demographic when all else fails.
5. Being an overall pompous asshole that just gets on my nerves, especially for his laugh that makes him sound retarded.
Your turn!
lying to the people of Texas about wanting to be governor, and then immediately beginning his presidential campaign after the election
Don't forget "decider" becoming a common word.
...and his use of 9/11 for political gains.
...and his faith next to an idiot for Defense Sect.
...and his false promises of alternative fuel.
...and his failed domestic policy.
...and his destruction of Colin Powell.
...and not catching Osama bin Laden.
...and the Texas Rangers still not being very good.
6. for giving the US a bad rep with our friends and neighbors
7. for making everyone in the world so mad at us that we're no longer invited to playdates with other nations
8. Dick Cheney
9. Karl Rove
10. 'strategery' becoming a part of the English language