PinkDome - June 22, 2006 - I LUV U RICK!!!!1

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Jun 22

I LUV U RICK!!!!1

Ever wonder if it's difficult to write an article while you've got a raging hard-on?

Well, apparently it's not that tough. Just ask Seton Motley, who wrote a glowing review of all-things-Perry in The American Spectator. Just how glowing? A few sample lines:

... of course, the Texas press corps roundly loathes the Governor for being conservative, effective, and handsome all at the same time, about which he simply does not care.
Governor Perry, critics be damned, has taken the Lone Star State a long way further than did his predecessor, as well as just about anyone else in charge anywhere else in the United States.
Undaunted, and without complaint or pretext, Governor Perry pressed ahead and eliminated in toto the deficit, with nary a dime in taxes raised or incepted. He instead did what conservatives wish every level of government would do when facing issues concerning their coin.

Either Mr. Motley's already on the payroll, or he's hankering for a position on the campaign - or Perry's lap. Tone it down a bit, though. Subtlety has its benefits. [note: this last statement in no way applies to PinkDome.com. We shun subtlety.]

at 1:09 PM

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Wait wait wait...the folks at Pinkdome are encouraging subtlety?

the wizard at June 22, 2006 1:12 PM

Shit, I didn't say anything about us.

BONER!

HARD-ON!

SuperWow! at June 22, 2006 1:14 PM

I have been wounded for life by that picture.

sadstaffer at June 22, 2006 1:55 PM

You forget his definition of the CHIP cuts - "By so doing, Governor Perry eliminated many duplicitous programs and copious amounts of wasted coin in the myriad levels of Dante's Lone Star bureaucratic hell. " Good to know that children's health can be equeated with bureaucratic hell.

sadstaffer at June 22, 2006 1:58 PM

With that graphic, it looks like a "re-tooling" of the 70's primetime show...we'll call it
"Love - Republican Style".

The excerpts set off my gaydar immediately.

jimmycity at June 22, 2006 2:07 PM

"saddled with a wayward lieutenant governor in David Dewhurst...the 2001 legislative session was less than stellar in conservative execution. "

ahem...Dewhurst wasn't lite gov in 2001; while it's fun to make up excuses for Perry, that one's just plain wrong.

RawHide at June 22, 2006 2:26 PM

^ Tee hee. Laughing at jimmy.

Marie at June 22, 2006 2:27 PM

Written genuflection sooo rocks!

mcblogger at June 22, 2006 2:36 PM

SMotley@NewsoftheDay.org - Might send him your comments here. I've already let him know what I thought of his article.

Cody at June 22, 2006 2:42 PM

Dear Seton,

Will u go out with me? Check yes or no.
luv 4ever, Rick, aka the hansomest guv eva.

bluebonnet at June 22, 2006 2:49 PM

Um ok so since Gov. Goodhair has yet to limit torts against individuals I'm going to sue the hell out of PinkDome for exposing me to the drivel that is Seton Motley.

Of course the story that the post refers to was hard enough to read, but then there is that scab picking irresitible(sp) urge to click on the link to the site that Seton writes on every day. I don't think I have ever seen a man so unselfconsciously in love with words in my life.

It took me a month to have my personal e-mail address removed from his mailing list

BacchusXY at June 22, 2006 3:23 PM

Isnt Seton Motley that loser who unsuccessfully tried to invade PinkDome last year until one of our resourceful Pink readers found his *HEAD*shot and resume online??

Marie at June 22, 2006 3:29 PM

Marie - I do believe you are correct!

bluebonnet at June 22, 2006 3:35 PM

Click my name.

SuperWow! at June 22, 2006 3:36 PM

And again.

SuperWow! at June 22, 2006 3:37 PM

Oct 25 2005..."Seton Motley likes taking it up the ass for this administration" quoth Marie. I heart you Marie.

RawHide at June 22, 2006 3:41 PM

HAHA! Y'all ARE Awesome!

Pinkdome at June 22, 2006 3:57 PM

seaton motley is a nazi

dude at June 22, 2006 5:20 PM

semen totley

Anonymous at June 22, 2006 5:56 PM

How old is that photo? 1979 or 80?

pfft at June 22, 2006 6:19 PM

Simply a 'Tard

jimmycity at June 22, 2006 7:07 PM

Oh Rawhide, you charmer!

Marie at June 22, 2006 9:41 PM

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