As a follow-up to my previous post, looks like Rush is embracing his love of boners:
Rush Limbaugh Announced as New Viagra Spokesman[via AMERICAblog]FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- NEW YORK -- June 29, 2006 -- Pfizer Inc. today announced conservative talk radio commentator Rush Limbaugh has been signed as the new spokesman for the company's erectile dysfunction drug, Viagra (sildenafil citrate). Limbaugh went public with his use of the medication following a security incident June 26 at the Palm Beach International Airport.
Limbaugh has long been a known supporter of the pharmaceutical industry. "We feel very fortunate to have Rush on board," said a Pfizer spokesperson. "I don't know why Purdue didn't snatch him up years ago." Purdue Pharmaceuticals manufactures the painkiller OxyContin.
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Limbaugh went on to extol the drug's efficacy. "I think everyone's aware of how I feel about Hillary. Now, I'm not saying I would ever go there, but let's say I'd be ready for the job. Give me an intern and I'd run circles around Bill Clinton." The radio show host reassured fans that his new role as Viagra spokesman won't cut into his on-air duties. "I'll continue to expose limp Liberal fallacies on all fronts," he said.Pfizer is hoping the Limbaugh "dittohead" following will give a boost to sales. "His listeners will buy into anything he says, so we're hoping that transfers into them buying our product. With a doctor's prescription, of course."
"Security incident"
Let's see him spin his way out of this.
Uh.... Y'all it's a joke.
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What a complete fucking moron.