In an attempt to place himself on the President's right on the immigration issue, Perry is calling for webcams to be installed on the Texas/Mexico border. No, I'm not making this up.
He intends for these webcams to be open to the public via the Internets, thus allowing millions of wannabe Border Patrol agents to monitor for any illegal crossings while wearing their whitey-tighties at 3 am. Apparently a 1-800 number will be set up to allow these e-Minutemen to call in if they see anything suspicious.
So now old, white men with nowhere to go in the morning can sit up all night with yet another webcam site for their Favorites folder. After all, the 18 YEAR OLD NUBILE FUCK HOT LIVE ASS SEX site was getting a bit monotonous.
What's cheaper -- setting up an XXX website or setting up a 1-800 number to collect donations and heading for the border? HOT VALLEY ACTION!!!
Ok, seriously, I just started laughing uncontrollably in my office. This has got to stop PD. I can't handle politics anymore.
That title has now moved Pink Dome to the top of Google most searched terms. Hope the your sever is ready. Mad skilz man!
It could be like "Am I Hot Or Not?" ( i.e. "Are There Illegal Immigrants or Not?").
I LOVE this idea.
it's like reality tv..only...better
Hmm - It'll be more like watching paint dry - or maybe an aquarium full of dead fish.
Ok, where can I rent the gorilla outfit and when do those webcams get set up? Seems like it's time to take a trip to the border....