Funny, I always thought Episcopalians would be more of a 'rythym method' kind of lover.
If you were an organized religion what method of birth-control would best describe you?
Baptist--Screaming Chastity, practicing sex with farm animals.
Methodist--Vasectomy
Catholic--Anal penetration only
Lutheran--(HA! Lutherans don't have sex)
Presbyterian--Condoms
Jewish--Fellatio only. (HA!)
I'm a Methodist, but after reading that, I may need to marry Catholic.
Catholic girls are more fun.
Now I suddenly know why I have be attracted to Jewish and Catholic girls all these years.
Church of Christ? Be creative :)
that made me lol