Knock and announce this bitches.

Hmmm...wonder if Tony will take out Johnny G. for me.

No one knows I go commando under these robes.

this is my impression of an 'activist judge'

Who can I fuck over today? Hmmm...

That's what my armpits smell like

OMG I wish he would stop talking, I've got to take a dump like nobody's business!

Where in the wolrd is Carmen Sandiego?

How am I gonna make this look like I'm upholding the Constitution....

When they make me Pope, I won't have to wear this cheap robe.

pope benny gets a pointy hat and red shoes...all i got is this stinkin black mumu...there ought to be a law...wait, i'll make one....

The Ayatollah Nino al-Scalia ponders the substance of his next fatwa against the U.S. Constitution.

"Heh, look at that little poodle. I'd like to kick that dog in the ribs! ooh, just punt it over that fence and onto that baby! Heh, heh, heh, yeah! God, how I hate French dogs and Mexican babies!"