The head of a company that makes RIFD tracking tags has proposed that we insert them in immigrants. Just like our favorite puppy, we can insert these chips into people. Why, that idea isn't ridiculous or offensive at all!
But isn't that a sign of the apocalypse? It seems an awful lot like a sort of mark of the beast to me. A chip instead of a bar code, whatever works. And did you ever think the day would come when you'd read a reference (even a joking one) to the rapture on this blog?
Oh wait, that would be yesterday.
A perfect date for a pink party!!!
From the Technovelgy story, an instance of obnoxiously ambiguous writing:
---In a related story, Colombian President Alvaro Uribe allegedly remarked that microchips could be used to track seasonal workers to visiting US senators Jeff Sessions (Alabama) and Arlen Specter (Pennsylvania).---