PinkDome traditionally focuses on Texas and national politics. But occasionally, you come across something so mind-numbingly amazing, so what-the-fuck inducing, that you have to share it with as large an audience as possible, regardless of whether it fits neatly into the topics we cover. This is one of those moments.
I found the clip below from Deadspin, a sports blog. I stole the title of this post directly from them, as you just can't phrase it any better. I'll also steal their intro:
So a local television station in Cleveland decided to put together an "investigative report" on the dangers of allowing your children to go to the public library. What did they do? They put a hidden camera in the computer room and waited for some poor sap to start "having sex with himself."They found that man, and that man was an Ohio State fan. What happens next will change the way you see humanity. You're going to watch this and think it's some sort of sketch comedy troupe prank. It isn't.
So, you know, enjoy.
Yes. Enjoy. And make sure you watch until the end.
See what happens when you don't go to college? You have to live at home with your parents and herk off at the public library. Get a job, an apartment, and jerk off at home.
The apple didn't fall far from the tree on that one now did it?
Yeah, sometimes you see a video you just have to share
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Was it just me or did that reporter not have a chin?