CNN aired a report on the controversial ex-gay therapies, also called 'reparative therapy' to 'cure' homosexuality. Richard Cohen counsels men to overcome their homosexual feelings by doing things like lying with him on a sofa in a tender embrace. Also effective is beating a pillow with a tennis racket. Additionally, Cohen encourages his clients to seek out fat, lonely women with a lot of cats to marry and ultimately leave them emotionally bankrupt.
You can watch the entire video on The Malcontent at this link. You can also start your own ex-gay movement by encouraging all fat, ugly gay men to beat a pillow with a tennis racket and blame their overbearing mothers. I noticed there wasn't a single hot guy in the entire report. Hmmm. Interesting. But not really.
Insert you own example of retardation and how we can get it aired on CNN in the comments.
That's so gay.
That's so gay.
Wonk is bored at work today. This is, like, the third or fourth goof-off comment he's written just to get people riled up.
/pray gayinmidland doesn't take the bait...
You must be bored too if your counting my posts, Wizzie.
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at May 24, 2006 3:20 PM
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That image is awesome.
Interesting stuff, though. I am personally pioneering a similar therapy to cure straight men. He totally stole that couch thing from me!
I would like to encourage all gay men to beat Richard Cohen with a tennis racket .
They can blame it on Wonk if they like.
What about lesbians? Does buying ugly shoes cure them? Or perhaps overdosing on hiking boots?
No, I think they're supposed to take up knitting. And start collecting those knick knacks you pick up at garage sales.
Hey, I collect knick knacks at garage sales!
I saw this guy on a previous season of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! There's nothing funnier than Penn calling this guy "dick" over and over again... except the tennis racket thing.
Ummm, madonna's girlfriend, "the point" of the therapy is to do something UNusual, to cure oneself of being a homo.
Lesbians often wear really ugly shoes, and we seem to be multiplying at a fast rate in austin (see craigslist). But hey, "Easy Spirit" worked for Janet Reno...
i suggest we turn the glass (that was Iran) into a huge bottle and fill it with beer. The melting polar icecaps can keep it cold for my lifetime, at least.
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Mine is not getting gay with kids, but equally retarded.
Wonk's solution for Global Warming and the Iran nuclear crisis.
The middle east is full of sand. When melted, sand becomes glass. Nuke the middle east, you have a big mirror. Big mirror reflects UV radiation. Global temperatures start falling.
Taadaa....