PinkDome - May 18, 2006 - Seriously, Statesman?

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May 18

Seriously, Statesman?

I understand that y'all have to deal with slow news days. But what the hell is this?

There's nothing more important going on in Austin, Texas, the U.S., or the rest of the world? You give Academy opening a new store the main headline on your website - and another mention right below it? Did Academy bigwigs offer the Statesman staff half off waders and duck decoys? Is this entire post going to consist of questions?

Statesman, I humbly offer you another suggestion for a headline on your next slow news day. It's about on par with the opening of a sports equipment store. Use whenever it's needed.

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Comments

awesome. havid dasselhoff made the front page too.

simply awesome.

gringo at May 19, 2006 10:17 AM

William Hung was crowned Artichoke King? Does he have some really good dip recipes?

buskyandme at May 19, 2006 11:33 AM

It was either that or covering another wreck on 35.

Marie at May 19, 2006 12:23 PM

REAL bathroon humor! Too funny.

Don't Mess w/ Pink at May 19, 2006 1:01 PM

amazing photoshop work. just...wow.

PD, blue, Rawhide -- you all have some catching up to do.

the wizard at May 19, 2006 1:55 PM

I can't Photoshop. I'll admit it here and now. =)

bluebonnet at May 19, 2006 5:09 PM

I can photoshop with the best of them, as long as it's in MS Paint and not photoshop.

RawHide at May 19, 2006 6:43 PM

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