Kinky's got 11 tightly packed boxes of signatures for tommorrow.
The Secretary of State's office is squabbling with Strayhorn's campaign, claiming her 101 boxes of signatures can be reduced to a mere 12 boxes when you put them all together. So to sum up, that's 223,000 signatures in 12 boxes.
Word is now that Kinky will be rolling up to the SOS office tommorrow at High Noon for a rally and press conference on the steps. The office is located on Brazos St. between 10th and 11th Streets.
He'll present 11 boxes, tightly packed with signatures with no room to spare. Efficiency in action, yo.
Well, you can't fault Strayhorn for wanting to hide her box. No one wants to see that dust and cobweb ridden thing. If she flashed as much as a pube the porn industry would suffer long term decimation.
Oh wait. That wasn't the kinky box you were talking about.
My bad.
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Do you think Strayhorn will ever think outside the mox?
laura,
Are you talking to me across blogs?
Clever girl, that Laura.
I guess I'm old. I remember when Bill Clements use to turn in his campaign contribution lists with one name per page. There was no electronic filing and this made it almost impossible for an opponent to see where Clements got his cash...it also was expensive for the press to purchase the info ( it was like 10 cents per page). So to review it you went to the Sec. of States office and checked it out, sat in their review room and started going through piles of papers.
I don't remember Clements doing that, but I clearly recall Jim Mattox using that practice.
mox (mocks), n. - A box containing very little substance but appearing to be full. A mock box, often used by mock independents to manufacture a mock photo opp.