Mayor Will Wynn (Austin) apparently got a little peeved at some douche that started making fun of his name at a party and kicked the guy out, slamming the gate behind him. It wasn't even the mayor's party but he still decided to boot the guest. We've got a mixed opinion on this. On the one hand, dude...chill. On the other hand, there are times when people can say the wrong thing to me and I'm ready to pull out a bazooka and blow them to smithereens.
We suggest more Xanax for the Mayor. Besides, Will, when you walk down a runway in a fashion show exposing your manly hairy chest you have got to expect a little ribbing at your expense.
I thought you might enjoy this perspective, "When Mayor Will Wynn Attacks":
http://salcostello.blogspot.com/2006/03/when-
mayor-will-wynn-attacks.html
I think the guy needs someone with him in public. This town is full of crazies and I see the mayor out by himself all the time.
A post with the words 'douche' and 'smithereens' in it. Amazing.