Oink! Oink!
The phrase they missed...
Without lube.
If he actually said that and made that gesture in Sicily.... he would probably get shot. Che cazzo.
The best part is that if he'd just shrugged his shoulders and owned up to it, it wouldn't be much news anymore.
...he's sooo...HAWT!
If only he'd make me an offer I couldn't refuse! This pic seals the deal, I hereby declare Judge RoughTrade my "God-Daddy"!