Congressman Randy Duke's treasures from his bribes while in Congress will go up for auction tomorrow. A household of valuable antiques, rugs and home furnishings - will be auctioned off by the government Thursday to help cover the back taxes and restitution he owes. So if you feel like helping the poster boy for bribery by reducing his debt to the government in fines, go ahead and bid.
We'll give 'em $1 for the whole lot.
I'll trade him all that tacky ass shit for a carton of cigarettes. They're like money in the pokey!