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Secretary of State Roger Williams pleaded ignorance when asked whether the election code makes it too difficult for independents to get on the Texas ballot. Williams said, "I don't know that I even thought about it."
Good man. You're not paid to think about elections, or ballot requirements, or any other such malarky. You're paid to offer ZERO PERCENT interest for SIXTY MONTHS on the CAVERNOUS NEW MEGA CAB!!!

Alright, Fine Bottled Water!
And he doesn't know if he thought about it? If he doesn't, who would?
I would sign a petition for that Ram anyday! Just think - a Battle Royale between the Dodge Ram's heavy duty brushguard and Perry's mega-tough, rust-proof head of hair.