Not photoshopped, I promise.

[AP photo on Yahoo!]
Some of these pictures of Bush in India are just delightful. You must look through the slideshow and see.
Curry burp. Heh-heh-heh. Sorry 'bout that!
President Bush catches his breath and excitedly returns to eating out Bigfoot.
HAR!
President Bush is hurriedly escorted out of the Kwik-E-Mart mountain-top headquarters after wasting his three questions.