President Bush has rarely, if ever, given a public appearance where the crowd has not been fully vetted and strip searched by Karl Rove. That's why his appearance in Ohio must have scared the crap out of him. When asked how much confidence the people in America have in his abilities, he simply replied with this gesture.

Personally, we think he's being generous.

After hearing the discontent of the crowd, Bush forged ahead with the talk of even more (what do we call them if we don't call it a war?) offensive action? Imperialist attack? Plans to weaken the U.S. Military to encourage attacks on the U.S.? Whatever we call it, he's going after Iran next.See quote: "But Bush stressed that he's willing to go to war with Iran to protect Israel."

I don't understand all that middle east stuff. And before you get all Righteous on me? Not even the world's diplomatic leaders for the last 30 years or 50 years have been able to figure out that mess. Am I willing to go to war to protect something way over there the size of Rhode Island? Hmm, that's a tough one. Some comedian reminded me why we alway side with the Israelis. It's because the Palestinians make that God awful hollering noise. It's true, that hurts my ears.

Enough about war in Iran, let's talk about Gore announcing he won't run for president in 2008. Gore? Really? He had to announce that? He's still alive?