It was just last month that we were awed when Senator Frist said he learned something from the Terry Schiavo circus. He learned...wait for it... "Well, I'll tell you what I learned from it, which is obvious. The American people don't want you involved in these decisions."

But, as we see now, Bill has a problem with retention. He now plans to push for a June vote on a Constitutional Amendment to ban same-sex marriage. People don't want you involved in their personal lives, their personal decisions, but gay marriage? That doesn't count. We all know homos aren't voters or Americans or adults with personal decisions that matter to the United States.