Heard the party at Cedar Street was fun. Those lobbyists. We forget how good they are to us. We know y'all are just as ready as we are for some new gossip, the talk of the party resorted to who slept with whom last regular session. Pitiful. New adulterous affairs! We need a legislative session stat, party conversation is waning!

Be sure to invite me next time and y'all can talk about who we're sleeping with. Word is, PD gets around.