I love being a bitch

Battling back from anorexia, U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas), with the painted-on-smile of many an over-medicated jaycee or club woman, managed to walk--by herself--to vote early. It's currently rumored around D.C. that Senator Hutchison has gone from a size eight to a size two in recent months. Though she once said it was from chasing her children around, AP investigated the matter and proved illegal immigrants did that shortly before Hutchison confessed to having the eating disorder.

..and often too.

LURING VOTERS Turnout in the 2006 primaries has been light which has forced some counties to employ unusual methods of bringing people to the polls. Sen. Hutchinson, seen here, passes blithly by the early voting sign after being told by George Garrison, 59, that there was a pizza buffet 'down there by those machines'.

And these dumbasses keep voting for me...what a country.

Senator Hutchison shown here just before she bitch slapped her chief of staff.

I was there, working at the polls, when she arrived this morning. Turnout has been less than half of normal at this, the most Republican polling place in the County, and the home of the Park Cities Bubblehead. Seems a lot of them are saving themselves for Ms. Strayhorn's petition (and those who don't have asked, "how do I vote against Perry?")

what IS it with old ladies and turquoise?

Lifelike Wax Figure unveiled at local gathering

Just like her father - Satan - before her, Kaye of the soulless eyes is off to vote sure in her victory to return to Congress where she can ramain a loyal hack for President Dumb as Shit. She loves her job because it doesn't require any original thought or creativity. Just do and say what The Karl wants me to and I'll be fine is her mantra.