We were forwarded this announcement to the press from the Strayhorn campaign. It's a fun sendup up of the absolutely dumbest story yet on the governor's campaign.

Dear Press,
As the Press Secretar_ for Carole Keeton Stra_horn, I wanted to sa_, "With a correct spelling of her actual signature, we are extremel_ pleased that the Secretar_ of State has determined that the leaving off the "_" on one part of the form will not affect Carole Keeton Stra_horn's candidac_ for Governor of the State of Texas."

We are still tr_ing to get the "_" ke_ fixed on the t_pewriter. If you have an_ other questions, please call Mark Sanders at [redacted] Thank _ou for _our time.

Bwahahahahaha! Mark, you're funny.