Rick Perry trots out the latest in campaign strategy in his continuing effort to pander to the evangelical base. We saw the headline in today's Statesman and in the middle of Cipollina said, "Are you fucking kidding me?" before we could help ourselves. A tipster also sent us this letter with a weak attempt to explain the Governor's position. View image (jpg) And finally, we stumbled across this campaign strategy checklist. Download file
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We cannot wait to hear how the other candidates for Governor through bursts of laughter are trying to figure out a way to respond to another desperate attempt to stir up the evangelicals. Pitiful. Perry should not be so obvious when following George Bush's talking points. He's like one of those 'jock-sniffers' in the high school lockerroom.
LMAO
Nice photshop.
The scary part is, this will probably work for him come November
nah... even the R controlled SBoE says 'evolution only, thanks', This is going to make Perry look even dumber than Rhett Smith.
No one's going to back down on this, especially since we all know the REAL 'intelligent designer' is L. Ron Hubbard.
^ Its Tom Cruise
(posted this further down - applies better here)
I swear to God I think we are seeing a backwards movement in time! Quite amazing actually.
The year is 1198, a small classroom in a thatch village in rural Old England.
"Thou children shall know thy origins of your life are from God and God alone. Now takest thy Bibles and read from thy Holy Scriptures to keep thy minds clean from unholy thoughts. Afterwards, thy children shall go forth into the town square and witness thy flogging and holy punishment of the those that do not hear the words of God..."