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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

Jan 31
It's State of the Union Day!

Again, thanks to our contacts we received the first draft of the speech. It's undergone a lot of changes to become the one you hear tonight. But here is our exclusive excerpts from the draft.

Myloyal subjects fellow Americans (Pause, look into camera). Tonight America is stronger than ever. We continue to impose our will fight terrorism around the globe and light the fires of hatred and intolerance freedom throughout the middle east. Make no doubt about it we are getting our asses kicked by insurgents winning the war and soon our troops will be home.

Here at home everything's fine our economy continues to grow at a rapid pace. Never before have more Americans agreed with me that we are on the right track to meet the demands of the coming year. (Invading Iran).

The confirmation of Judge Alito is a great victory for Christians and we are working today to begin the arduous process of outlawing abortion in America and returning the sanctity of life to children before they are even conceived.


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You can add your own excerpts as I'm sure you all have a great idea what will be said tonight. Have fun!

PinkDome at 10:06 AM
 
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Thanks to the idiots on the far Left for contiuning to save us from ourselves. We can't govern for shit, but the only thing that frightens people more is you being in charge. I look forward to your lame ass attempt at a response to tonight's speech.

snrub at January 31, 2006 1:13 PM

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

Lefty at January 31, 2006 4:25 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/01/31/state-of-the-union-previe_n_14826.html

bluebonnet at January 31, 2006 4:46 PM
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