We got this email today, "you seem so... strident ... lately. where is your joie de vive?"
We obviously are not getting laid as much as we'd like. We'll get on that right away and there will be plenty of joie de vive ASAP!
In the meantime, we'd like to remind you, our dear readers, that sometimes we are only as good as you make us. Send us stuff! Read a news story we don't know about? Saw an elected official snorting coke off the shoulder of a hooker in Deep Ellum? Witnessed a meeting between Satan and Tom DeLay? Tell us all about it.
Have you tried Wellbutrin XL? Fights your blog depression without any of those pesky sexual side effects.
But I thought I would get swelling of the breasts if I took Wellbutrin?
It will help you to stop smoking!
As in:
Do you smoke after having sex?
I don't know, I've never looked.
??
DMWP,
ROTFLMAO.
Tom delay *is* satan...