"Smell my finger."

I know where the WMD's are BUT I'M NOT TELLING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. Nyah, nhay, nhay, nyah, myah......

"Dammit George, shut up!! Why you didn't get my brains is beyond me... if only I could have been President..."

George this is the one to pick your nose with, that should keep you busy for the next few years so we don't have to start any more wars.

Wait a second...doesn't Doctor Evil use his pinky?

"Shh, you know not to tell Dad what we do behind closed doors."

Yes, I know he's an idiot, and YOU know he's an idiot, but don't tell him, OK? He's having such a good time playing President.

Shhhh...They'll never know that I'm really the one in charge! Kiss my ass, Rose Kennedy!

Bossman here. why don't you bush bashers leave his mom out of it? I have to agree that our President has made some mistaks but who hasn't. I mean doesnt the Bible say he who is without a sin let them cast out the first stone? Maybe you have some probs with your own mom's - mine was a strong woman who raised 8 kids during the day and was a prison gaurd at night, but i guess she had her weaknesses to i guess. No prob. Barbs a good woman even if she looks like one of my great uncles testes. But for realz, she aint the one fuckin up here. Anyway, thought Id throw in my two sents. Lets get a beer some time! Bossman out!!

yo bossman. g. masala here. um, have you forgotten where our president gets his wits from?:

"Almost everyone I've talked to says 'we're going to move to Houston,'" Barbara Bush said in a radio interview after visiting evacuees at the Astrodome with her husband, former president George Bush.

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality," she said.

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this - this is working very well for them."

g. masala out!

Shhhhh - be vewwy quiet! We're hunting poow people!

Shhhhhh. yes, it's me on the one dollar bill....