With all this hubub on gay marriage and elections and stuff, we sometimes lose touch with the important goings-on in the world. So I flip to Yahoo! to skim their headlines and see that the Alabama Governor is calling for a boycott of travel to Aruba until the Aruban government bends over backwards to find Natalie Holloway. OK yeah, let's put this story back into the headline spin. I pledge to not go to Aruba...unless one of yall wants to pay for me, then I'll go, but I promise I won't like it that much. And also, GO VOTE today.
He's been talking to Dr Phil???
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
TV host Oprah Winfrey gives audience members $1,000 (£526) each to donate to a charitable cause...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
A musical about the witches from The Wizard of Oz breaks West End box office records, its producers say...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...
Pioneering screenwriter Nigel Kneale, best known for the Quatermass TV serials and films, dies aged 84...
Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Colombia's vice president is "baffled" by Kate Moss's success following cocaine allegations...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly signs a $42.5m (£22m) film deal starring his character Bruno...
Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...
The Rolling Stones cancel a gig in Hawaii and postpone other tour dates as Mick Jagger suffers throat troubles...
Way to borrow a headline from the Texas Travesty. :)
http://www.texastravesty.com/content.php?issueNumber=2005_09&story=holloway