That a certain Republican candidate for HD 50 has been seen around town wearing a hat at all times and showed up to a Policeman's Benevolent Ball wearing a top hat that he would not remove throughout the night. Speculation says new hair transplant is the reason. We all know to get elected you gotta have good hair!

Would hair transplants be taxable under that provision to tax plastic surgery? Hmm, I mean if we're taxing fake boobs we should tax fake hair, too.