So, it's a weekend filled with Halloween parties. PinkDome always has a problem with a costume because there is a strong lazy streak in putting together anything too elaborate and there's also a strong desire not to look like a goofball ass. Because, in case you did not know it, you won't get laid if you look like a schmuck in your costume.
That being said, what should we dress up as this year? Any good ideas?
Perhaps you could go dressed as a Supreme Court Nominee. Just wear a suit, a sign, and a pro-life button.
I was thinking about going as Mr Delay. Just wear a suit and make one of those mugshot cards to wear around your neck with a piece of string. It'll even have his name on it so people can't ask you who you're supposed to be. You could go even further and buy some fake cash and jam a wad of it in your back pocket. Don't forget to stay in character and wear a big-ass grin all night long too.
Yucca, you're funny.
The Carver from Nip/Tuck.
Santa Claus!
I'm sorry, I'm still a little drunk. I meant to say Mark Twain; cuz I get those two mixed up sometimes.
Put on a frumpy dress, waaaay too much eyeliner, screamin' scarlet lipstick, a sign around your neck that you're hot for Nathan Hecht & carry a Bible.
Bwahahahahaha. But, let us add that we may be trying to get laid and that costume would probably only turn on the wrong kind of people. ;)
what about a farmer? you could go totally redneck with it too!