"So John tell me, what is it like being a judge?"
"So you see, John, this is an example of 'What Not to Wear' at my Supreme Court nomination hearings."
Are we white or what?
"Oh look, honey, I've got a runner in my pantyhose... I'm not wearing pantyhose! "
After the confirmation I am going to reveal my marriage to my box turtle. You are invited to a reinactment of our commitment ceremony. Bring your wife, the governor is coming with his "secretary of state".
... But he's the most brilliant box turtle I've ever met!
"Harriet, you'll find that the Senate is on the same side as you, me, and the President in believing that the United States is in the right no matter how many people we torture, send overseas to be tortured, or just lock away without a hearing or a lawyer."
"John, it could've been you, but no one tosses the President's salad better than me. No one..."