Oct 07
Bribery is ok when your'e drunk

Senator Troy Fraser's son was arrested in Austin and told the arresting office he'd give him $1,000 if he let him go. Seeing that didn't work, the senator's son upped it to $10,000 to let him go. When all else failed he said the favorite line of those politically connected when they get caught, "You'll be sorry."

We are sorry. Sorry that no matter how many politically connected and celebrity related folks get stinking drunk on Sixth Street in Austin and embarrassed by the media they never learn that the Austin Police Department doesn't give a shit who you are. PinkDome says, if you're wasted on Sixth Street in Austin either keep a low profile or at the very least do not resist arrest. Otherwise we'll be laughing at your drunk sorry pathetic ass all over our blog.

P.S. I'm totally drunk right now in Philadelphia and somehow I made it back to my hotel without getting arrested once.

P.P.S. I know I spelled arrested like five different ways in this post. Get over it. A.) I'm drunk. B.) How the hell am I supposed to know how to spell that word? I've never been arrested. Losers.

PinkDome at 7:23 PM
 
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So, PD if a democrat pulled the same stunt would you still hate?

Anonymous at October 7, 2005 8:57 PM

Sure, got anything on a Dem?

PinkDome at October 7, 2005 10:42 PM

I don't know if she's a Dem, but that girl from the Real World got arrested for stealing a flower from a homeless guy when she was on 6th St. The camera crew was there and everything and she was so mad because he was just a homeless guy and it was just a flower.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure she's not a Dem.

Nate-N at October 9, 2005 7:10 PM

Nate, that's SO 3 episodes ago!!

Marie at October 10, 2005 10:28 AM

I have some stuff on Jim Dunam's office...

Wonk at October 10, 2005 12:28 PM

As in the one guy who works there?

Marie at October 10, 2005 12:32 PM

No...no you silly bitch the Rep.

Wonk at October 10, 2005 12:48 PM

Nice unprovoked comment there. You're the 'tard who wrote "Jim Dunnam's office." And by the way, no one gives a shit. So disappear. No one will notice. Or care.

Marie at October 10, 2005 3:14 PM

I've actually gotten stuck being forced to buy a flower from those guys, too. They just hand it to the girls you're with, the girls get excited and run off to show their friends that are up ahead of you, and then you're stuck because the guy insists you pay for the damn flower. It's lame.

the wizard at October 10, 2005 3:44 PM

hehe

You disapper!

Wonk at October 10, 2005 5:29 PM
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