Streaking politicians! In New Zealand a politician promised to streak through town if his opponent won. Saying he won't break a campaign promise he'll be nekkid and swinging in the open breeze of the streets of New Zealand.
Can you come up with any politicians in Texas that wouldn't make you run screaming for an acid eye wash if you saw them running at you naked?
How 'bout Dawnna Dukes? She can streak down my street any damn day of the week!!
I don't know. . . Dwanna's good looking and all, but I'd hope she trims a little better "down there" than she does on that 'stache. . .
How about Mark Strama?