Scholars doing some research shit have just found an important document about gays in the military. Looks like, even though the Pentagon says the discharging of gays from the military drops off significantly during times of war or crisis that it is just random fluctuations in their fervent attempt to de-gay the military. Well, WHOOPS looks like that is all a big fat cock-sucking lie. The document instructs commanders that if a unit is about to be deployed or is deployed, any gays should not be discharged.

Looks like the Pentagon has been caught down on it's knees next to the glory hole.

So really what the military says is "Ok faggots and lesbians, when we need to you kill and shit it's ok that you're that way. But as soon as we get back and all we are so going to act like we don't know you."