Being Preznit is hard work.

good thing i listened to karl and wiped dirt all over my back so it looks like i'm working hard!

I don't care about black people

I stink.

Nobody knows the troubles I've seen.
(But everbody knows the troubles I've caused)

I hate golden showers.

(Ralph Wiggum) Awwww...I think I wet my back.

Doctors discovered the answer to a puzzle that had baffled them for years today.

This picture unequivocally proves that when you have shit-for-brains you crap from the top of your spine.

huhuh... Bramble said wetback...