I love it when the old whoopie cushion gag works - just like elementary school.
"Hastert, you're standing on my foot! You're hurting me!"
"Look, I'm doing my best Alfred E. Neuman pose!"
Hastert, I totally just burned you in "The Fart Game!"
Dude!!! were soooooo stoned!!!
Sure I'll see Mrs. Sheehan. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I'll see her. But she's gonna have to get by Dennis first.
"George was quite pleased with himself after winning the 'Stare Into the Sun As Long As You Can!' contest."
Caterpillar is going to let me have one of their 797B mining trucks!
"Hey, I finally ate a mcdonald's hamburger in one bite!"
I love it when Hastert shows me his "O Face"...
Bush: May I go to the bathroom now?
Hastert: Yes Georgie you may...
Bush: Aaaaahhhhhh.......
"Ahhhhhh, that sun on my face feels so good, or, what's that.... nice feeling. I feel something else, something warm and, and,.... kinda spreading up through my belly, yeah, like I just had a big ol' shot of old Jim Beam, but I know I didn't, heh heh heh, it feels good, though, really good, yeah. Must be the sun. Maybe my diet Coke was spiked. Heh heh, heh, 'coke' heh heh. It's so good to be president today, I get to start some more wars pretty soon, and drive real fast on my bike, heh heh."
My "entry":
http://surlyedition.blogspot.com/2005/08/pinkdome-caption-this-photo.html
Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.
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Your head is as big as Ted Kennedy's.