Paying your hooker used to be just that easy, it's a little more complicated when it turns out it's the President. The QR turned us on to the Texas Observer story. Are y'all subscribing to these two pubs? Cause, you should.
Yowzer, my friend. Read the full story and get back to me with what you'd pay for a little face
Abramoff was so closely tied to the Bush Administration that he could, and did, charge two of his clients $25,000 for a White House lunch date and a meeting with the President.
Let's see. Looking around my desk, I see two pens, a highlighter, an empty bottle of Red Stripe, and my digital camera. The camera's mine, as are the pens and highlighters.
So: an empty bottle of Red Stripe.
$0---to schmooze; $100--to hammer him with questions; $1,000---to hammer him with pies; $100,000---to hammer him with Tom "the hammer" Delay