A reader submitted this photo from the Houston Chron of Ted Nugent with some pouty ex-model...oh wait! It's Governor Perry. The nicest thing I could say is what my mother would tell me when I pooched my lips out like that, "If you poke them lips out any more they're gonna drag on the ground." You may submit your own shocked reaction to Supermodel wannabe Perry's photo.
So I told Craddick I'll kiss your ... if you will save my ..., and pass School Finance before Kay Bailey comes home and kicks my ... and Earle indicts yours.
That backdrop is the Crawford ranch set.
Heard a good one from a friend/colleague who was running teleprompter for Goodhair last week. My friend is a tall, good-looking blond guy who keeps his wife in stitches with all the incidents of him getting hit on by gay guys. Anyway, Gov. Goodhair ends the taping and starts to walk off set. He stops to address some people there and puts his hand on my friend's shoulder. My friend said Goodhair kept his hand there way too long and it got very uncomfortable. He got the 'vibe' from Goodhair. There's nothing wrong with Goodhair being gay - it would just be nice if he wouldn't be a self-loathing gay man with the power to write legislation beating down his own.
1) I don't know about you, Ted, but I could use a little Wango Tango right now...
2) That's right... fuck you Geoff-- I have a REAL man now!
3) Let's just say that if you could see Perry's right hand, you'd know why the Nuge was saluting
4) The Motor City Madman and his sidekick the Haskell County Homo
Collagen.
Captain Hasbeen reporting for duty, Sir!
What's with the faux-background? ...and why is Governor Goodhair just about to unbutton his "work"shirt?