Carole Keeton Strayhorn says Perry's school finance proposal falls short and will create a big ass gap come 2008. (Big ass is defined as anything over $2 billion dollars, FYI) and Perry's Pit Bull Kathy Walt wakes up from a nap and says, "Whoa! That is so like totally a lie."

Apparently the Mofo vetoed a lot of stuff that makes it all add up.

Quorum Report has the scoop and we'll let someone that's smarter than us figure out who's lying. We mean, someone's got to be lying, right?