Texas Monthly will announce its Best & Worst Legislators of 2005 tomorrow morning. We would wander over, but we're pretty confident that it's really bright outside at 9:30 and after a night of apple martinis it doesn't seem like a good idea. (we learned that the hard way)

So, if you are going to be there shoot us an email and tell us if Harvey was actually salivating with anticipation and if Karen Brooks was there...just because, we like it when she's around.

The big news of course will be how in the hell did they pick a best list? It's got to be a pretty low bar for them to squeeze a whole list out of this year.

And every time I look at this cover here, I go where in the hell is Ann? Ann, if you are out there could you please provide some sassy commentary? Thank you.