A report shows that the Houston Police "showed remarkable restraint and professionalism" when faced with protestors at the Halliburton war profiteer shareholders meeting.
For the purposes of this report, "remarkable restraint" means no protestor was beaten senseless while onlooking officers shouted, "fucking hippie" and "professionalism" means that no female protestors were felt up under the sweater but over the bra while being detained.
Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.