There is a sudden opening in Senator Nelson's Health and Human Services committee for a staff position. Yipes. (So late in the session, too)

Two fat rednecks are getting flipped off on I-35 for holding up a banner that says, "Say No To Gay Marriage." (Uh, dufuses the decision-makers aren't on 35, they are in the Capitol. You're out there sweating in the heat for nothing.)

Senate Research Committee Staffers are starving and no lobbyists are bringing them anything. (They aren't supposed to accept any, unlike you other lucky dogs.)

And to those Ray Allen rumors he knocked somebody up. Sources say, not true...Ray's fish don't swim no more.