Of course, I'm being so fucking saracastic when I say that it should cause blunt force trauma to your head. The Senate, on the other hand, wasn't when they passed HJR 6 saturday.
I would like to thank Sens. Madla, Lucio and Staples for bending over and being the bitches for religious extremists. Without you this would not have been possible and the institution of marriage would not be safe for all us normal heterosexuals. Oops, there's that uber-sarcasm again.
In honor of Star Wars Weekend, I will end by quoting Senator Amidala in Revenge of the Sith: "So that's how liberty is lost; to thunderous applause."
Satsuma offers the following slogan for anyone running for the Texas Senate in a certain East Texas district:
Remove Staples
Satsuma's spouse produced all sorts of ideas for creative photo editing to accompany this slogan.
Texas: proudly stepping back into the 19th Century.
In fairness, they went with this amendment because they were a few votes short of requiring all homosexuals to wear pink triangles.