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Catty. Chatty. And Occasionally Trashy.

May 30
Texas Dem Chair has 3 things to say

And remarkably, they don't all start with, "You fucking stupid idiots" cause that's probably what my press release would say. Well, either that or "My glass is empty, bartender" but I digress.

Soecthing says three things. Blah Blah and then the third:

"The third lesson of this failed session is that if Texans want change, they're going to have to vote for it," Soechting said.

So, let me help the TDP out with what they can't say:

If you are a woman that doesn't like to get raped by the state legislature of your rights, then go ahead keep voting Republican you dumbass.

If you are a minority of any kind and you enjoy the humiliation of always being nothing but a 'spic' or 'negro' go ahead and keep voting for the Republicans. They think you do great landscape work!

If you are a Christian that believes in the seperation of Church and State, don't vote for the Republicans. (Except a few)

If you earn less than $100,000 a year and vote Republican and drive around with a "W...The President" sticker on your car, you are truly the dumbest type of people alive. Read a fucking newspaper once in a while.

Now, There are a few Republicans to vote for and we'd be out campaigning for like a MOFO. Those are the ones that believe in fiscal conservatism, the seperation of church and state, rugged individualism, state's rights, and limited government, and are moderate on social issues. *wink* you know who you are sexy, call me.

PinkDome at 10:52 AM
 
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» PinkDome speaks for the Texas Democratic Party who for political reasons, can't speak as honestly as they need to. Quoted in its entirety for effect. So, let me help the TDP out with what they can't say: If you are...
100 monkeys typing. at June 1, 2005 7:40 AM
» PinkDome speaks for the Texas Democratic Party who for political reasons, can't speak as honestly as they need to. Quoted in its entirety for effect. So, let me help the TDP out with what they can't say: If you are...
100 monkeys typing. at June 1, 2005 7:40 AM
 
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Who? I don't know any R with enough balls to live up to that!

Jake at May 30, 2005 6:22 PM
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