Got this e-mail this afternoon, and since I don't have much else to post at his time, here you go. Enjoy!
"The office I work in has been working on the issue of "fashion" all session. We were a little taken back to know that someone else was carefully observing the wardrobes of our favorite legislators as well. But the considerate office that we are, we thought we would share our awards with everyone else on this blog.
Sassiest Broad- Senfronia Thompson
Worst Hair Cut- Vicki Truitt
Most Whiney- Yvonne Davis
"Speaking out of order with nothing relevant to say"- John Davis
Most likely to be the focus of a crush for men over 40- Myra Crownover
Worst Dressed- Suzanna Hupp & Terry Keel
Best snappy use of color in her wardrobe- Denise Davis (Parliamentarian)
Best Dressed- Craig Eiland, Rafael Anchia & Dawnna Dukes
Youngest Looking- Mike Villarreal
Excessive Use of Pearls- Linda Harper Brown
Most likely using Botox- Dianne Delisi
Most in need of Botox- Anna Mowery
Worst Accident involving the use of botox- Debbie Riddle
Best impassioned orator- Sylvester Turner
Frumpiest hair- Wayne Smith
Most likely to find food and small woodland animals in his beard- Ray Allen
Silliest Looking- Doc Anderson
Most defined hair part line- Todd Baxter
Worst razor stubble- Dennis Bonnen
Hottest Babe- Veronica Gonzales
Biggest hick- Rick Hardcastle
Most cheerful little elf- Bob Hunter
Person whose bills are most likely a target for skeet shooting- Phil King
Most likely wearing a tupee- Elliot Naishtat
Most homophobic leprechaun- Warren Chisum
Worst Jerry Curl- Joe Pickett
Hunkiest heart throb- Mark Strama
Unfortunately prematurely balding heart throb- Patrick Rose
Intolerant Grouch- Robert Talton
Most obnoxious use of glasses- Lon Burnam
Smooth Talker- Harold Dutton Jr.
Most in need of a new mustache style- Al Edwards
Biggest teddy bear I would like to see as speaker- Edmund Kuempel
Hater of public schools- Kent Grusendork
Most unceasingly annoying jokes- Rob Eissler
Thickest hair- Scott Hochberg
Most Harmless Dirty Old Man- Tony Goolsby"
rose looks like he's 12
Rose still has a more masculine voice than Strama. Close your eyes when Strama is at the mic- he sounds like Michael Jackson.
Mmmmmm...Veronica Gonzales. Oh how I did love those Judiciary Committee hearings.
Rose is such a spineless suck-up! Who would want to get close to someone with the smell of the speaker's ass on their breath?
What about Rep. Hilderbran? He either needs to be Best Looking Guy Over 40 or Best Looking Guy Over 6 Feet Tall.
Yeah Patrick Rose is the favorite among the sweater-set intern crowd.
Harvey is muy caliente! He definitely deserves a category!
stop it.
Mmmmmm.....Strama-rama. Anyone else think he has a li'l sugar in his tank??
Naishtat's hair isn't good enough to be a toupe. He is more likely to eat off your plate.
I think Joe Pickett's category is "Coolest Afro", not "Worst Jerry Curl". Get it right, yo!
10 Best and Worst the 79th Session:
TEN WORST:
Robert (scowl) Talton
Kent (I favor choice) Grusendorf
Mary (voter fraud) Denny
Bill (of Beevus and Butthead)Zedler
Warren (don't mess with Strayhorn) Chisum
Tom (my members are out of control) Craddick
Al (bump and grind) Edwards
Will (all you need is a brain to live) Hartnett
Frank (get outta my womb) Corte
Phil (killed again) King
TEN BEST:
Carter (I might not be comin' back) Casteel
Senfronia (overruled) Thompson
Jim (better than Heflin) Pitts
Bob (I vote my district) Hunter
Rafael (Don't care if they think I'm gay) Anchia
Charlie (voice of reason) Geren
Scott (imported drugs) Hochberg
Tommy (I want ethics bill) Merritt
Melissa (best stand-in) Noriega
Jack (missing in action) Stick
ha..jack stick...that's gold
How about Carter "look at my box" Casteel
Pink Dome sucks. This list sucks. It is hateful and disrespectful. Don't you people have anything better to do than being mean to people? Get back to work and stop caring so much about what people look like.
you left out the clerk,she is the bomb even my girlfriend likes her.I debate on her hair up or down,then I try to go back to work.....
Anonymous - it is a JOKE. If you read this site regularly you would know what we kid about and what we care about.
Also, we didn't come up with this list, it was e-mailed to us. We just post it cuz it's snarky.
Sorry you were so offended, but if you have something better to post, send it to us. And please get a sense of humor. Thanks.
Strama is soooo cute....you just want to cuddle up with him (after doing naughty things, of course!) And lets hope he has 'sugar in his tank!' :-)
o yeah that chief clerk reader girl is smokin...el salvadaorian or something like that...mmmmmmmm
This list has more than just what people look like- it is also about thier personality traits
The "cutest" award goes the tall, gangly reading clerk... the one you can actually understand...
Mmmm...Chief clerk...
Yeah, too bad he's gets with every girl at the Capitol.
I dunno, I still gotta say the reading clerk girl last session ROCKED. Beauty, brains, and some serious reading speed...
MMMMMMMMMMM Mary Deny...now there is someone I would love to cuddle with...
That's wrong on soooo many levels.
the clerk last session used to be married, i think, to an auctioneer. true story. that's how she got to be so good.
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Mark Strama as hunkiest? WTF? Maybe it is his prepubescent voice or underbite or really bad hair that disgusts me - whatever it is, I do not get the attraction you people have to him.
Rose is by far the best looking member. That soft drawl, the eyes, the smile...ahhh.